Friday, April 6, 2007
'four brothers,
leonardo,
donatello,
michelangelo,
raphael...' WOOO!!! haha! well the moment the narrator finished crapping and the 'bombastic music' came on, i had an idea who the composer was. and turned out i was right. klaus badelt. the one who did Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl. wo hey! 'you spun my head round'! now i've got a few soundtracks to buy in the next two months...
well i like the
Foot Clan, the female leader ninja just rock! then the name 'Ziyi Zhang' just had to pop out to kill it all... i mean, i should have known. that sort of, uh, broken, nah not broken... like the kind of stagger stagger accent she had when she speaks english should have been a tell-tale sign. well, nevertheless, that
Foot Clan (why the hell are they called 'foot' clan?! can't it be something 'hand' clan or 'head' clan?? sounds more impressive or something, foot gives the impression that it's like low low positiong...) just is the exact inspiration i need. hehehe.... (evil grin) Leonardo looked like he was fasting for the past year because when he came in he didn't look like a turtle at all...
haha at the last part! Raph surrendered his 'Nightwatcher' mask to Splinter's (almost forgot about our great ninja master!!!) trophy collection, Mikey just had to bring in his big turtle mask in which he used for the children's party as a disguise to it with a 'uh can i get rid of this too?'... WHAHAHAHAH!!!! loved the smile Mikey!
well the thing about cinema people is that they know nothing, i mean
NOTHING about the entertainment movies bring. you tell me you allocate 'the grand cathay', that is the biggest screen in the whole building for Mr. bean??? oh please... that show didn't even fetch half of your smallest theater for god's sake... you could have save the effects of that theater for some other block bustic show like
TMNT or
300. or what?
Blood and chocolates? the werewolf one..
then you, GV, allocate the teeney wincy theater for an action packed movie like
TMNT???! ok, well you may have your reason for saving the gold class and the Max theater for 300 or whatever you have. fair enough.
the thing about movies is that i dunno why, everytime i watch one, whether at home or in the theater, as long as i don't get intervals like
'oui, dinner!' kind of thing. well it makes me feel like i'm in another dimension or something. ok, i know that's crap but the feeling is that i'm totally out of this zone, as in, wake up eat sleep play com zone. i get that kind of great feeling that i'm able to just put my life on hold, as in, press
'pause'. then after the movie then i press
'play'. haha. i know that's like the craziest thing on earth but hey,
everyone has something they can enjoy and do to get out of the horrible pinch they are in before returning with a clear mind to settle things right?next up on screen is probably
Shrek the Third, well, i'm catching it on screen this time, since i missed the previous 2. sounds funny, when, was that snow white? ya i think it's her. when she sang and sang, then she suddenly switched to
'the immigrant's song' and set the birds and everything on the trees. hahaha!!! great one. then i like the pinochio (was that how you spell his name?) answered prince charming when he asked 'where is shrek' haha, couldn't remember the details of his answer but i believe it's as long as this paragraph hahah!! oh yea not forgetting how shrek sank that ship. hahah!! with the beer bottle!!! WHAHAHA!!!! donkey went 'i think that went pretty well'. wo hu!! nice one donkeyyyy!
then i think it's
Pirates of the Carribean At World's End. haha, first impression is
Chow Yun Fat as
Captain Sao Feng saying
'welcome to singapore'. WHAHAH!!!! three movies in a row, and
Ted and
Terry just love to add the country in. Whahaha! thanks
Ted and
Terry, and not forgetting
Gore and
Jerry, you guys rock! 200 days for two movies back to back. (salute) and
Captain Jack Sparrow! haha,
'did anyone of you came to look for me just because you missed me?' and the monkey raised his hands while nobody did. WHAHAH!!! then
'why should i sail with any of you, 4 (or was it another number?) of you had tried to kill me, one of you have succeeded?' Whahahaha!!! i just love the edge of the earth. looks exactly like the one in
'Sinbad legend of the seven seas', just that one is cartoon the other one is 3D. haha!!! well, won't miss that one! oh by the way,
you're going down! Beckett! Avast! Me hearties!!! and welcome back
Captain Barbossa!! i like your role as Nigel in
Finding Nemo. hehehe. uh can you stop that apple thing cos it's rather disgusting, uh, captain barbossa... hehehe
then lastly,
Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix. that one, has most critics from me ever since i saw the trailer man... oh please... first, harry's hair. did someone chopped off your hair while you were having the Armani style on? next is the setting. wasn't you supposed to be in like er, let's see, was it england? ah nevermind. You're flying a
BROOMSTICK over a
FULL-FLEDGE CITY?! well i'm sure people would be like
'is that a bird?' when they see you i'm afraid. oh and well, haha the kissing part of harry and cho (it's her he's kissing right? wait, let me check [flip] [flip], ah yes. her.) that's going to earn me a 'ewww' when you two do that on screen so
kakugo shiarae! hehehe. oh, i remember sirius is going to do a david copperfield in this movie... oh shucks. i think i'm going to cry in this one... he's one of my fav character, that is until i saw who casted him in the bloody show... well nevermind, nevertheless he was a good man... so long my furry, er, big friend! though i have a gut feeling that when Harry brawls about his death it's going to kill the overall mood....
i get a feeling i'm going broke for the rest of the next 3 months....
